"Mom, your not my mom, your my grandma and Rylan is my dad."
"When I grow up I'm going to marry Rylan or maybe Jackson."
"I want to see Jody's house blow up."
"Mom, can I have some salt to use as pixie dust?"
"Can I pretend that Rylan is my little sister instead of a brother?"
"MOM! You can't have any bubble gum because you aren't 5!"
"There's a baby in my tummy, but first I need to get married in the temple to a boy."
"When I go to school what are you going to do?"
"Mommy! This barbie dress won't fit my bear!"
"Isma needs to take a nap."
"You are hilarious mom!"